Dating game insane clown posse music video
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry f*** her till i nut in my underwear!!!!
(host)Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the dark carnival. Sharon, let's hear your question.(sharon)I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin!
Since we out west, I grabbed the shot gun, And blew his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium! There's nothing like the squeal when you hear a piggy die. The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick.
He lays down his rules and reads you your rights In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights I drive a Volkswagon bug 17 deep Packed full of juggalo's lights out and we creep To the piggy station and lay on the horn First piggy out we blow his lungs out his uniform Now they in pursuit, like Starsky and Hutch But there's only 2 of them the rest are out to lunch They call up Dunkin Doughnuts to gather up the rest 25 piggy's with a bullet proof vest We lead 'em on a chase, they bustin' off rounds but now they all fucked 'cause we at the carney grounds And they gettin swallowed by their very own greed Dark Carnival and Wicked Clownz 'cause we need Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie There's nothin like the squeal when you hear a piggy die I might use a gun, NO! The carnivals in town come and get your piggy snacks 2x The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, He lives in a mansion on his own private road, I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait, I snapped his fuckin' neck in 2 and slammed his nuts in the gate! A comment should always further the discussion in some way, whether it be through adding onto the original post, contributing new information, offering an opposing viewpoint, etc.
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best i can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say i'm just playin As you spit it all out, i'll f*** your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(host)Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date(sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, i'd slide up to the bar And tell you that i can't believe how fuc*** fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
Look, f*** you, i gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta f*** it It was a big fuc*** smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!