Dating game song lyrics
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*cking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f*ck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, "I'm just playing." As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time.Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? CONTESTANT NUMBER 2Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f*cking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, F*CK YOU!!!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother f*ckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his f*cking jaw WHAT?!